gaga face

when you have no poker face. everything you say and do is written all over your face. you are basically captain obvious.

last night when i was out at the bar, i know that guy knew i thought he was busted, i had no gaga face.

by kaddy pies June 14, 2019

Retail Face

No matter how sad, depressed, angry, or tired you are, the moment you have to face a customer you put on a smile. Other signs of a Retail Face are: a happy tone to your voice, saying that you are "doing good" when asked how you are doing, and laughing at customer's bad jokes so they won't complain about you to the manager.

"You seemed pretty happy getting yelled at by that customer. Must have your Retail Face on, huh?"

by GravityKing September 6, 2019

Face Hole

A hole on your face that you you use to: scarf down edible objects, Suck on something, drink a liquid or substance, or press against somebody or somethings face hole witch is called a Kiss

“Hi there can I suck on your Face hole please?”
“Yes you may”
(Slimy sounds)
“That was fantastic”

by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019

Lia-face

The bitchiest resting bitch face you’ve ever seen. One look & you can feel it in your soul.

“Damn did you see that Lia-face she gave me? she wants to burn my house down for sure.”

by cumslave February 3, 2020

Face lover

One who's face is loved by another of the opposite sex , particularly by your girlfriend or boyfriend, ole lady or ole man. Because they are sexy as hell and have the special awesome sauce that nobody else has.

Desiree: Heyyy baby what you up to???

Simon: Chillin. Come over and see me you face lover.
Desiree: Your the shit you know it???
Simon: Yeah I know, face lover.

by Cali_ styln February 8, 2020

Bud Face

When one’s face and/or head is too small for one’s nose

He hasn’t got a big nose, bud his face is far too small for it. He’s got a serious bud face nose

by Anony Mouse 82 April 1, 2020

zoom face

The look on someone’s face after having been on a Zoom/Google Meets meeting for way too long. Usually twitchy, blood-shot eyes, intent on murdering the next person who says hello to them.

Me: (on a walk) Hey Jackie hows your day been?
Veronica: Go kick rocks jackass! (Storms off)
Me: oh crap, I should’ve known she was tilted from that Zoom Face she was rocking.

by Rum Hamster April 23, 2020