egg

Bald person DO NOT EAT!!! I accidentally ate a bald person because someone called them an egg and got arrested for 17 years DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!!

*talking to a bald person*
"Hahahaha you're an egg!"

by Ooferus February 23, 2023

Goth Egg

My Girlfriend...

If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or

Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It

Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*

Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.

A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This

Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 11, 2024

egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect

Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!

by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021

EGG

An abbreviation used in online gaming. Meaning "extra good game", it is used for when GG is simply too boring.

*round ends*
Player 1: GG
Player 2: EGG
P1: WTF is EGG?
P2: extra good game, my dude
P1: Oh, okay. EGG then.

by Z1dan August 25, 2023

Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

by sadtherealest August 3, 2022

egg bag

Ovary

Now that I hit menopause my egg bags are empty.

by Terminable state August 13, 2024