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Ice Cream Break

When you need to take a break but you're too scared to say you are jaking off
Elvin: Remember how fat the teacher' ass was?
Meghan: What? What are you talking about?
Elvin: Sorry, an ice cream break is-a callin'!
by IdiotWhataburger April 8, 2023
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Cookies n’ cream

When two partners (regardless of gender do anal. When one of the partners cums in the unwashed asshole of the other partner. The partner filled with cum then proceeds to stand on all fours with their asshole wide open then the other partner proceeds to squeeze out the cum from the dirty ass hole and consume it, but the semen is mixed with the left over shit from the dirty asshole it’s being eaten out of. Therefore also having the texture of cookies and cream!
Partner: “Alright babe ready for some of that cookies n’ cream?”

Other partner: “you know it!”
by Cookies n’ cream February 7, 2022
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Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
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Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.
I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!
by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019
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Devil's Ice Cream

A strain of weed that mixes AK47 and Diablo, born in Maine
"Man I got that good shit, its called the Devil's Ice Cream"

"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"
by Cougar75 February 8, 2010
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Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”
by Irregular94 December 17, 2021
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The Creams and the Butters

A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.
Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
Fuck man! feel better.”
by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022
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