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crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...
I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!
by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017
mugGet the crack head marriagemug.

Crack

by l0nix June 9, 2025
mugGet the Crackmug.

Crack Head

Deadear is a crack head
by DeltaxSi August 1, 2018
mugGet the Crack Headmug.

Crack and snack

The process of taking a girl home and ordering food. You then have sex with her and stop upon the food arriving. Eat the food and pass out.
Yo bro I left the bar last night and hit a crack and snack.
by thesnackandcracker September 8, 2025
mugGet the Crack and snackmug.

Crack shot Connor

A person who specialises in sniping, typically sniping people out of aerial vehicles like biplanes or helicopters. This can also apply to an interesting spin on sniping such as drag shots or no scoping.
That snipe was a Crack shot Connor shot
by 3crownedprince February 23, 2024
mugGet the Crack shot Connormug.

Crack

slang for fucking/having sex with someone
by propad August 24, 2025
mugGet the Crackmug.

at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024
mugGet the at the crack of Satan's assmug.

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