i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

by oroe_ September 06, 2023

shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.

That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!

by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021

Mint Choco Cookie

The violinist dude from Cookie Run: Kingdom, and he kinda looks like Beethoven.

Person 1: Do you like Mint Choco Cookie?
Person 2: Yeah, he's hot asf.

by Oh.hi.there. June 30, 2022

Ice tea'n cookies

When you sip that good ice tea while eating cookies
(like try it out its great)

I'm going to get me some Ice tea'n cookies.

by Svend_16 September 30, 2020

Selling Cookies in Hell

When something bad is happening to you, but there's a birght side. So basicly you hate something but there's a good part to it.

Average Dude: Man, two anooying coussins came to my house but at least i can stay in my room with the door locked. Its's selling cookies in hell.
Some dude: Yikes.

by UrbanSprayDude June 23, 2021

diamond cookie

a strain of weed that fucks you up, is mood lifting and one of the few strains that don’t make your eyes and mouth dry

yuh bro, got any of that diamond cookie? Shit got me baked...

by issagaurdbih October 14, 2017

Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 21, 2025