crypto block heads

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.

The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.

by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021

two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood June 6, 2018

technological block

A Luddite, someone who has a wall in their head that will not allow them to filter in knowledge about how tech can help them. My mom wants to start an online business, but how could I help her when she has the technological block?

My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?

by DJJENNABROWN April 28, 2015

Femboy Toe Block

Toe Block: When you receive a footjob and you're about to climax then, they insert their big toe over your dick hole.

That fine ass femboy gave me a crazy Femboy Toe Block Last night now my dick and balls feel clogged.

by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025

Joshua Block

A popular TikTok creator who happens to be an alcoholic and autistic. He resides in New York City. He is often seen having “Crashouts” where he runs around chasing people, yelling, screaming, even kicking and spitting. He is often triggered by the word, “Put the Fries in the bag” by white unemployed guys.

Guy 1: Hey Joshua Block, put the fries in the bag!
Josh: I ONLY MAKE 400 GRAND A YEAR BITCH! FUCK YOU!

by ILoveToDeepthroatNiggers June 5, 2025

getting blocked

To individually shove a collection of Minecraft blocks up the rectum.

- "F-f-uck s-steve~"
- "Damn yianni are you getting blocked?"
- *"Y-yup a-a-and it feels f-f-ucking a-amazin-g.."

by jakeyisop April 25, 2025

LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.

"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"

by youhavesucsessfullyturnedmeon July 9, 2023