For the people that don't like the big hand job explanation, how could anybody know that the Big bang is fact? No humans were alive more than a few million years ago they say, to verify that there was any Big bang, so it seems like speculation rather than fact.
Not everybody is going to like a joking explanation of something, even the Big bang, but that doesn't mean people shouldnt question it.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021
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