adam singer

Adam is an amazing guy that just happens to look like a pile of dirt on a golden platter. You can't get much better than his ratchet personality and horrific looks. But you keep telling yourself, he's not THAT bad.

Ohhh watch out, it's an Adam Singer

by Prockg12 May 24, 2018

Adam

The type of bloke to pull all females in a 60 mile radius and then get featured on an album with Drake.

I feel seduced by a higher power, it must be Adam

by OfficialAdmo November 23, 2021

Adam Lerner

A Jewish guy with long hair and a porn addiction. Very obsessed with chess and volleyball. Eats McDonald’s on Wednesdays.

I saw Adam Lerner watching Lana Rhoades on the late bus last Wednesday!

by Nico’s No. 1 Fan May 7, 2023

Adam

literal definition of

MICRO SOFT

Adam: gonna get laid tonight
Everyone: bruh there's nothing for anyone to lay on

by RaptorXTS February 12, 2019

Adam

Someone who's bad at fortnite and has no peen.

Hey have you seen Adam?

by Fortnite is good May 21, 2019

Adam

Super funny and hilarious dude, he will light up your day in an instant. You will always look forward to seeing him. He can also be super chill or super active, it depends on what you want. He is a great friend. He also loves Macca's and Starbucks - and unicorns.

Adam's really funny. He lights up my day.

by Unicorn Hunter x September 15, 2019

Cooper Adams

A Cooper Adams is when you give your dog an edible and it becomes so fucking bricked it cums everywhere and fucks you in th ass and rapidly jumps the furniture.

Cooper Adams Dog

Yeah man my dog at an edible fucked me now I can't walk straight how nice!

by Cooper Adams April 25, 2025