Toms River

A township that is a dumping ground for fringe and hate. I define this literally without mentioning any particular groups of people.

Toms River has a big population.

by beachboy1122 September 1, 2023

Tom

A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time

“Wow Tom is in quite the angry mood today”

by Darien the driver February 1, 2022

Tom Ringh

A litteral pretzel

I saw a Tom Ringh yestarday

by GenericBlyatman April 1, 2019

Tom Conti as Albert Einstein

Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Tom Aue 10

Tom is a corrupt dumb idiot who smells like a dead horse.

Tom Aue 10 is ugly af

by TomRudolph Aue January 12, 2023

Tom G

Somehow pulls a lot of bitches but is really retarded.

Look at Tom g, rizzing up more chicks than he has underwear!

by XDTechnoOCE February 25, 2024

Tom

The nicest guy you will ever meet, he is funny, kind, loving, caring and a friend for life. He is a genuine person who is always there when you need him, and he doesn’t have time for fake friends. Tom is a good mate who you are lucky to know, he will never let you down no matter what. He is handsome, charming, and sexy. Tom is a sick bloke and deserves more recognition than he gets

Person 1“Hey you know Tom, he is so nice and kind and genuine”
Person 2 “yeah I know, and as an added bonus, he is cute and charmingly sexy.”
Person 1 “omg I know right, I wish he knew how I felt, I want to marry him so bad and live the rest of my life with him because he is everything I have ever wanted in a man.”

by Queen nae nae November 17, 2019