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The Dirty Jay!

When someone has the worst case of blue balls, that they spontaneously ejaculate on there keyboard whilst in voice chat with people, hence The Dirty Jay.
flea: "omg did you hear that Kevin did The Dirty Jay! on Discord last night?"
The Dirty Jay! by Taylerlautni January 17, 2017
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The Slippery Javelin 

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.
At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.
The Slippery Javelin by parralax42 December 9, 2010

The Spiker Jr. Vacuum 

While youre tongue fucking a hot chick, you suck on her clit with your upper lip, while the tongue is still in motion.
1. I was going down on her and I started doing the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

2. I was hooking up with this hot chick and she said babe, lets get freaky, do the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

3. Stephen Max Spiker Jr. (no Joke) He'll do it to you too.

The Quay Job 

A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.
Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.
The Quay Job by Gabe JT Paul MV January 25, 2014

The Oli Jew 

The Oli Jew is a deceptive creature that tricks the general public into believing he is not a Jew.
This is accomplished by not having a conventional jew fro on his head but instead he has one growing on his ass.
They're some telltale signs that the deceiver can not hide though. The main one is the giant jew nose in the middle of his face...
Look over there its The Oli Jew and his jew fro ass hair. The dirty bastard
The Oli Jew by Jewalerter May 3, 2015

The Kim jong un 

When you fuck over people so hard they cry until cum
Dude I was with this girl last night. Totally went the Kim jong un with her.