a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.
symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness
symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness
You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”
That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”
That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”
by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022
Get the Town Syndromemug. "what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"
" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012
Get the Fancy down town handshake.mug. by mypouchitches December 23, 2024
Get the Leva Townmug. Person 1- Yo I think your girl is letting the whole football team run a train on her
Person 2- T-Town.🤷 ♂️
Person 2- T-Town.🤷 ♂️
by I am Omniscient December 21, 2024
Get the T-Townmug. “the towns” means anywhere in NYC (brooklyn, the bronx, manhattan, queens)
ps. staten island dont count because us new yorkers dont jack it
ps. staten island dont count because us new yorkers dont jack it
dd: yo muddy its been a min since we last linked
dstar: nah word mud i gotta go back to the towns i miss it out there
dstar: nah word mud i gotta go back to the towns i miss it out there
by onlyyprime December 21, 2024
Get the The Townsmug. Zombie Town
A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.
A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.
Frank: Mate, you won’t believe what happened on holiday in Clacton.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025
Get the Zombie Townmug. by Adisalvo February 14, 2024
Get the Two Neck Townmug.