Tea

An amber coloured liquid responsible for the expanse of the British empire and a large number of yellow teeth.
Many battles were fought in the name of this addictive drink.

E.g.
Fancy a cuppa tea, luv?

by Harock28 April 22, 2021

American tea

Shitty af "tea" no one knows how to make properly

Have you tried that American tea I dont think it's that nice

by Bobesha June 25, 2020

Sweed Tea

Tea containing marijuana that is brewed and prepared like regular ice tea with sugar. Sweet tea + Weed= Sweed Tea

"Wow, what a nice summer day it is. I could go for some music and an ice-cold glass of sweet tea!"
"Or, better yet, how 'bout I brew up some Sweed tea? Eh?"

by hcb95 October 28, 2011

Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.

“Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”

by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023

Tea Room

1.a brothel. 2. An illegal gambling establishment.

Let's go down to the red light district and visit the tea room!

by Mrmuly April 15, 2025

Tea-Water

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.

1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Tea

The modern word for gossip. To “spill the tea” is to share the gossip with people.

Person 1: Girl, I got so much tea from Jessica yesterday! You’d never believe what she told me.
Person 2: Ooh, spill the tea, sis!

by IziMarie November 1, 2018