"I could never see myself moving to Dallas. It's too much of a car sewer with all its highways, parking lots, and cultureless strip malls."
by DanTheTransitMan November 17, 2023

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

The talented drummer from American Thrash Metal band, Slayer II: Electric Boogaloo, also known as Negativity.
He is a god tier drummer and can Blast Beat at 240 bpm for 3 minutes.
He is a god tier drummer and can Blast Beat at 240 bpm for 3 minutes.
by colewhite February 10, 2020

by anonymous September 13, 2020

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by That blue c20 October 13, 2021

Pleasuring a Latina in the backseat of a '72 Impala with shag carpeting but no hydraulics as the windows fog up with the same humidity causing your ass and her knees to stick to the vinyl seat coverings.
by Keith W and Ryan J August 6, 2015
