by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 13, 2024

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it
by Loveniggers February 3, 2018

blessing the beef is STOPPING ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ค ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ ๐ค๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ช ๐๐โ๐ผ ๐ฝ๐๐พโ๐๐โ๐พ
by yeet girl pewds lover ROGER March 27, 2019

Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate
by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015

by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025

Shit, big pieces of. Cousin of the dreaded powerdump. In fact they're so big one must take extra care to recuperate afterwards by reading on the toilet. Also, the key ingredient in an upper decker.
I forgot to walk the Rottweiler after his nap and meal time, so now he left six pounds of beef trimmings on the welcome mat. The poor dear.
by ForkMeCantEatSoup November 17, 2011

When you and your best friend love each other so much but are dumb as shit
B- best
E- ever
E-ever
F-friend
person 1: BEEEEEEEEf!
person 2: what?
person 1: hi
Person 2: I love you too bitch
B- best
E- ever
E-ever
F-friend
person 1: BEEEEEEEEf!
person 2: what?
person 1: hi
Person 2: I love you too bitch
by drunk pig October 13, 2020
