do tea

cockney slang fo a BJ or a nosh.

I'll pop round and "do tea"

by yeah bwoi October 24, 2012

Tea Light

Not very bright. However, considered to be small but powerful.

Short Body builder in the gym trying to do the maths on the plates, and struggling. “Look at that absolute tea light”

by VoodooborkeR November 2, 2025

Tea

Tea ain’t only a tasty drink, but it means gossip, too. If there is tea to be spilt, there is gossip to be shared.

Zohar Reinstein the popular YouTube channel is constantly spilling the tea, and her carpet is becoming pretty goongyi .

by Zohar Reinstein (yt)hiMrsBrodt June 7, 2019

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW

I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!

by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

Tea Party

Usually an old woman with short hair that goes to another country to have a "Tea Party" with other men while her husband stays at home not knowing what she is doing. The "Tea Party" is when she gets gang banged by them all. Think of her as being the "tea" which is in the middle of the table, and everybody takes turns.....

"Rose had a tea party with Abdul and all his friends"

by IrockandRoll June 7, 2024