When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
Get the Pretzel Snakemug. Used as a noun, it means a backstabber, traitor, or just simply a conniving, two-faced, grimy ass bitch.
Used as a verb: To betray.
Used as a verb: To betray.
1. (Noun) She's that type of snake who will talk sweet to your face and beef with your man one day, then come slick out her mouth about you and fuck him the next.
2. (Verb) That's because she's the type of trick who will snake you.
2. (Verb) That's because she's the type of trick who will snake you.
by The Seasoned Lioness February 23, 2019
Get the Snakemug. An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
Get the albanian shoulderless brown snakemug. by Callyce01 January 23, 2025
Get the Snakes and Alligatorsmug. A Snake - Someone That You Can't Trust
Comes from the fact that snakes have both male and female sex organs. And how can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
Comes from the fact that snakes have both male and female sex organs. And how can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
by Alfiefogg December 10, 2017
Get the Snakemug. by spootootoo August 17, 2017
Get the Dusty Snakemug. I don't know where she puts it all, she must have a hollow leg!
She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.
She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.
by sh4ngril4 April 17, 2023
Get the snake-daymug.