Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.

guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!

by james_m October 30, 2014

sock on

Gay

Yo did you know that kind sock on

by Monkymanthing April 22, 2021

Sock On

When you're ready for something, raring to go, 'cause you have your socks on

Adam, Alex and Max were sock on for Dungeons & Dragons tonight, because life has lost all meaning and everyday we stray further for the glory of our lord

by Socket Man October 16, 2018

Sticky Socked

Getting admitted into a hospital due to mental health issues, referencing to the cool new socks you get sent home with.

I’m scared to tell my therapist that I want to commit unalive because I don’t want to get sticky socked.

by tinylake June 15, 2021

Work Sock

An article of clothing you don't mind getting dirty after you "pleasure" yourself in your room.

Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".

by buck naked23 April 11, 2011

Sock core

Metal music that is just strictly socks

Bro Benjamin deserves some sock core

by Micromanagingperson June 03, 2024

Sock Knockinist

An expert of sock knocking.

“Did you see the person hit that guy out of the atmosphere?”

“Yeah. She was a real Sock Knockinist!”

by Merpers July 17, 2018