Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Dick riding

When someone is on someone’s dick

Jerry is on John’s dick

Get off his dick jerry

Jerry is Dick Riding

by Fhfjshfjdieh October 4, 2022

Ride the Lightning

An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.

All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!

by yoitsjoe July 12, 2018

Irish Bus Ride

**Irish Bus Ride**

*(noun, slang)*

When an Irish man arranges for a Mexican woman—usually from Sonora—to travel north on a Tufesa Executive bus to the U.S.–Mexico border, picks her up after she crosses on foot, has sex with her in Queen Creek, Arizona, and then sends her back to the border in an Uber.

“Did you hear about Kellen? Dude pulled an Irish Bus Ride last weekend.”

by SS Steve April 27, 2025

Dick Riding

When someone purposefully tries to annoy you by creating an argument about something you like just to put their own likes over yours
Usually done in an persistent and annoying way

Nobody:

Nobody at all:
Person 1: MANNNN your car really lame like my car cost way more
Person 2: damn why you dick riding

by Yeakeepscrolling May 7, 2022

ride or die

your best friend
or someone you do anything with

oh no, your ride or die isn’t here yet!

by m_4r1 April 1, 2022

body ride

A body ride is when a person is clutched skin to skin to another person while doing the nasty.

"Man, I'd like to go on a body ride with her."

"I'd like to coincide with you on a body ride."

by Red Trumpeteer January 20, 2014