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almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.
When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)
by lawaimike December 16, 2016
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robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021
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Sleeping pants

Often confused with pajamas. The difference is sultle, but it's there. Sleeping pants are worn under work jeans in place of long johns when one is simply too lazy to change before work.
Oh man! Look at all those sleeping pants!
by Pepper Cleveland October 16, 2019
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chinky pants

by FreakinMarley September 19, 2020
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Potty Pants

One who potties in their pants much like a lil baby or a drummer or a lil baby drummer.
That lil baby drummer is such a potty pants.
by DirtyPrincess February 2, 2024
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chuck pants

A prostitute that has had a terrible plastic surgery and looks chopped up.
Son: What's a chuck pants dad?

Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.

Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.
by Daddyasfuck April 18, 2016
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Robby pants

The coolest guy in town, he gets all the lady’s and wears his pants inside out #wap #tits
Oh hey there Robby pants how’s it going
by Chazbeswag September 1, 2021
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