punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

One Inch Punch

The amazing action of someone with a one incher shoving their penis in a tight pussy very fast

My boyfriend gave me the best One Inch Punch Ever!!!

by NudeLadySexyBeast January 21, 2018

punched lasange

A disgusting or messy vagina

Her fanny looks like a punched lasange

by Ellis's mum January 24, 2018

Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable

You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!

by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018

tounge punch the mudstar

Tounge punch the mudstar: To lick and dart your tounge to and in the asshole.

"Bend over and spread your cheeks , I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

"I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

Booty, Butthole, Asshole, Poopshoot, Tounge Punch the Mudstar

by ThaJtrain December 28, 2016

double fist punch

The signature move of Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!

by Big D666 December 29, 2016

i eat your punches

A nice way of saying your weak bitch

When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches

by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 14, 2017