Butt Pirate

Someone who butts-in for a piece of booty.

Arrr, that butt pirate tossed 'is riggins inta me davey jones locker'.

by Wokey March 11, 2019

Butt mknugget

What a sista calls an ass hole.

Omfg,you butt mknugget! You punched him in the face?!

by Offs my dudes March 16, 2019

butt junk

when things that aren’t poop or farts come out of your butt.

examples: hair, lint, toilet paper, or skin.

fat ol’ bob had some butt junk last night. he was itching his ass when he woke up, and pulled out a nice long hair. it’s weird, because he has extremely short hair. after lunch he went to take a nice piss, and a fart came out. he wiped his ass, and there was lint on the toilet paper. he left the restroom and had a nice ass itch, so he pulled down his pants, and there was toilet paper in his butt. he had a bean burrito with a nice soft taco, and took a nice shit. when he was in the bathroom, he found a small piece of skin in his underwear! go bob!

by omgitsme23 June 14, 2018

radar butt

When you get closer and closer to a toilet and you feel the urge to poop

Oh Jesus I have radar butt right now

by oof myster September 7, 2018

Butt weap

Sweating of the butt crack and butthole area

I had such major butt weap, I had to wipe my ass with a baby wipe.

by Lilwhimpy June 1, 2018

The butt treatment

When you are with a group of friends and one of them has been acting like an asshole , you and the rest of your friends hold the person and one of you rub your butt in thier face. That will teach them not to be asshole or butthole!

Hey he's being an asshole let's give him the butt treatment!💩

by El CABO MAGANA June 2, 2018

butt safe

A place to store your contraband; keistering

John’s butt safe held both a fart and a cocaine filled condom

by Kata Stroff June 7, 2018