Nerd

A very handsome stud muffin

Yo, that nerds got me throbbing.

by The spreader of good teachings July 18, 2023

nerd

1. someone who frequents urban dictionary
2. someone who knows how to format definitions

"Nerd" is not a complement, it isn't someone saying you are "smart" or that you "know things". The word nerd is synonymous with 'idiot', 'loser', etc.

If you've been called a nerd, then either you have know idea why, or you have come completely to terms with your situation, and have to accept it, you nerd.

You are such a f---ing nerd. You nerd.

by younerd July 24, 2023

Nerd

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"Why are you such a nerd dude..."

by zemuffinman September 1, 2023

nerd flu

The phenomenon of getting sick after going to a large comic book or fan convention. When packing 100,000 attendees in a small indoor space, someone's going to have a cold.

I wore masks before way before COVID because I'd get nerd flu after Con every year.

by correlation_lee July 17, 2024

nerd flu

A phenomenon where one becomes ill after attending a comic book convention or fan convention. Because if go to an indoor event with 100,000 attendees; someone's going to be sick. It is a play on "Bird Flu".

I wore a mask way before COVID. I'd get nerd flu every year after Con.

by correlation_lee July 17, 2024

nerd spritzing

A form of bukake where naked men stand in a circle and ejaculate on a pile of old PCBs (printed circuit boards)

The group of tech bros felt a close connection in the office after the nerd spritzing party.

by FunkyFun88 August 15, 2024

Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024