Justin Bieber is a singer/songwriter who thinks he’s the shit. He thinks he gets all these bitches and he thinks he has a nice shlong but in reality it’s puny. He’s a fugly motherfucker that hates his fans and only wants the fame for the money.
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Person 1: Omg have u seen Justin Bieber in concert???
Person 2: YESSSSSSSS LIKE 15 TIMES!!!!!! I LOVE THAT MAN MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!!!
Person 2: YESSSSSSSS LIKE 15 TIMES!!!!!! I LOVE THAT MAN MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!!!
by Mrs. Bieber_1515 November 30, 2022
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though some of his choices were.. questionable, he was an okay kid at the end of the day. he was also part of a big pipeline that involved lesbians..? anyways, cool kiddo, sad seeing how shat on the lil guy is on this site.
if you are a justin bieber, you are either
1) a silly fella around 14-16 years old with a haircut only a mother can love (and probably has adhd. but yk i'm not goddamn akinator so,,)
2) a lesbian who had the biggest obsession with him for some reason (you didint know if you wanted him, or wanted to BE him)
3) actually justin bieber!
though some of his choices were.. questionable, he was an okay kid at the end of the day. he was also part of a big pipeline that involved lesbians..? anyways, cool kiddo, sad seeing how shat on the lil guy is on this site.
if you are a justin bieber, you are either
1) a silly fella around 14-16 years old with a haircut only a mother can love (and probably has adhd. but yk i'm not goddamn akinator so,,)
2) a lesbian who had the biggest obsession with him for some reason (you didint know if you wanted him, or wanted to BE him)
3) actually justin bieber!
guy 1: "aw what the fuck! look at this little an ungodly amount of slurs and swears he's so shit at music!"
a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "..thats a middle schooler, a middle schooler who's just dealing with emotions. also, his name is Justin Bieber..."
guy 1: "but you gotta admit, Justin Bieber probably has adhd."
a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "ehh, idk about that one, we shouldnt assume justins mental stability."
time skip
a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "oh, i guess justin bieber does have adhd. huh."
a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "..thats a middle schooler, a middle schooler who's just dealing with emotions. also, his name is Justin Bieber..."
guy 1: "but you gotta admit, Justin Bieber probably has adhd."
a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "ehh, idk about that one, we shouldnt assume justins mental stability."
time skip
a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "oh, i guess justin bieber does have adhd. huh."
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