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I'm like Poncio Pilates

On the bible there is a passagein Mattew that tells a episode from the Judgement of jesus Christ :
Pilate Washes his Hands
23“Why?” asked Pilate. “What has He done wrong?” But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify Him!” 24When Pilate saw that he was accomplishing nothing, but that instead a riot was breaking out, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood, he said. “You shall bear the responsibility.” 25All the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”…
So, in another words as well as pilatos did an said we can see by the context that he was with tied hands ,we can use the name of him to explain that we are with Tied hands too so ,instead of sayin' " i can't do that ",i'm with tied hands "or i'm unable this moment ",we can use another form of sayin' : 'I'm like Poncio pilates ". it is good for those that understand the bible .
by Reliance roy January 13, 2017
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I'm unique

Whoever says this unironically is usually a basic bitch who has nothing special about themselves. They often can't shut the fuck up about their "Uniqueness," when in reality they're an annoying, insecure, loser. Don't associate with them.

They could also be tell the truth, which is rare.
Stacy: "OMFG I'M SO QUIRKY AND UNIQUE!!!"

Bob: "Shut the actual fuck up."

Stacy: "But I'm unique! I deserve recognition and privilege for being special and different!"
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How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.
Frisk: go to hell.
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Frisk: what the hell?
by The True Manchild October 14, 2025
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I'm fat

I'm fat
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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
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I'm too pretty for this

saying that a narcissistic person like you says
teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this
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I'm cumming

Something bad is about to happen, real bad
David: I'M CUMMING! Ashley: FUCK
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