Hard

A pool with no water.

My new viewers met me at the town hard, and they became dehydrated afterwards.

by NationwideFan2020 January 12, 2021

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible June 1, 2015

Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.

Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee

by Penkid69 May 16, 2022

hard

gEt yOuR mInD oUt oF tHe gUtTeR

he was hard lmfaooo

by yeet_dawgie December 17, 2020

Hard in the paint

Go hard at an obstacle or task

When she doing her thing, she go hard in the paint

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Hard ass

A person who is unable to take a joke or has no humor at all

Hey kevin is being a hard ass when i told a joke

by Edgy_kids_stabing_each_other August 22, 2018

Harding

When you laugh so hard you turn to stone.

I literally dropped my phone from how laugh I'm harding

by Yogumin November 2, 2022