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North Carolina Hair Tie

Grabbing on the pony tail of a pickpocket (or other low level thief) and refusing to let go until you get your shit back.
@barr_none: an American mom taught the Italians a new little trick called standing up for themselves, they are using a little move that I'm affectionately calling the "North Carolina Hair Tie", "Get Fucked Criminals"
by anonymous August 28, 2025
mugGet the North Carolina Hair Tiemug.

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep
by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017
mugGet the hair wankermug.

tuckle hair

Bro that’s some nasty tuckle hair
by Butterthot November 30, 2019
mugGet the tuckle hairmug.

rice crispy hair

when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.
"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"
by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021
mugGet the rice crispy hairmug.

Dick hair

1.

In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025
mugGet the Dick hairmug.

Hair tie

A boy that is ugly-cute. He is attractive but not in a conventional way.
Our boy Alex is a hair tie!
by Alex Wolff behead me ;) December 3, 2018
mugGet the Hair tiemug.

Cunt hair

Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes
That picture on the wall is crooked, move it a cunt hair to the left
by brytor March 16, 2021
mugGet the Cunt hairmug.

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