Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.

Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy

by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022

Cookie Dough Whore

A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!

"WOW! I've never seen a girl like her! She must be a Cookie Dough Whore."

by HASATALLHOTBLONDEBF April 21, 2022

Cookies

Head

Girl:do you want some cookies?

Boy:yes please!

by Joe mama62 April 28, 2022

Sus cookie

Someone you like but they are being sus

You are a sus cookie

by Hot cookie May 1, 2022

Cookie Stamp

When your cat or dog raises their tail to expose their butt, and sits on you.

Leaving a stinky spot on you.

Don’t leave a cookie stamp on me!

by CGuajardo May 2, 2022

Cookie

Kief or weed dust which people smoke . or a strain of mariguana or weed

Im smoking some cookie that a got from the plug

by Knoxload May 3, 2022