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blow up job

Yo! Did you see him give Frosty a blow up job in the front yard?!
by LadyLonglegs34 May 14, 2021
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blow-buy

Where a gal "purchases" a guy's assistance with one or more fellatio-sessions.
Monica Blewisnky is so smilingly attractive and has such huge luscious smoochy lips that she is usually able to get eager studs to assist her without having to pay them any money; she simply blow-buys anything she needs from them.
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
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General blow

When a man has the pleasure of receiving oral sex while enjoying some General Tso’s chicken at the same time.
It’s been a long weekend. I could really go for a General Blow right about now.
by GypsyMagic69 March 7, 2021
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Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
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Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024
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Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.
Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.
by HauseBabes February 11, 2025
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Blow Crab

BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her
Before I tucked her, I had to do the blow crab.
by Baskin21 June 15, 2025
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