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He'll Blow It

Something the opposing player says during a basketball game when an opponent, usually with weak scoring fundamentals, attempts a layup or a shot.
Player: *Crosses over opponent and has a wide-open layup*
Opponent: "He'll blow it!"
Player: *Misses layup*
by He-ro March 9, 2023
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Crank and Blow

When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.
1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023
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Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
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uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.
Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly
by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023
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triple Blow Job

When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome
by Daman4836 January 14, 2023
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Burp and Blow

noun. What a girl give to a guy. It’s a blrup and a bow.
verb. When a girl is giving a guy that good burp AND blow 😉😉
ex.
“ Ayo, Roger, I heard Annabella gave you that good Burp and Blow?”
“Nah man, I wish. I know her burp and blow is legendary though.”
“Oh for sure man. Listen to this tho… I’ve heard her blow needs a little work, but her burp is the stuff you here about in fairytales.”
“gahhh damn man. I only hope to be that blessed one day.🙏🏻“
by Lola Nana January 26, 2023
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Whistle blow job

Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job
Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets
by Patriotguy420 January 27, 2023
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