1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.
2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.
3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.
3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.
by MyMomsVagina July 15, 2017
by Burnt chicken nugget January 19, 2017
A great name that is very unusual! Persons with this name are usually badass and can get on your nerves but they appreciate their friends a lot and they love sports! They usually have tan skin and they’re blessed with lots of freckles <3
by WAIFUIGI October 10, 2018
#idiot #applesrule
by IMPICKLERICK February 19, 2018
"Jimmy bought 72385 apples for some god forsaken reason"
"Jimmy decided that he would use the apples to keep the doctor away, little did he know that his doctor was also his dad."
"Jimmy decided that he would use the apples to keep the doctor away, little did he know that his doctor was also his dad."
by in_jail_out_soon. July 04, 2020
"Jimmy bought 875482 apples at the grocery store for some stupid fucking reason"
"Jimmy used the apples to keep the doctor away, but what he didn't know was that his doctor was also his dad."
"Jimmy used the apples to keep the doctor away, but what he didn't know was that his doctor was also his dad."
by in_jail_out_soon. July 04, 2020