Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

by sadtherealest August 3, 2022

egg bag

Ovary

Now that I hit menopause my egg bags are empty.

by Terminable state August 13, 2024

Road Eggs

Beer to go

Grab a few road eggs and lets hit the road!

by Kasee123 January 16, 2023

egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect

Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!

by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021

Egg wind

That fart that lingers around and almost kills you.

Oh, that egg wind is disgusting.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Dr. Egg

an egg who's a lawyer.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Dr. Egg?
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..

by roarararar March 16, 2021