Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.
by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019
Get the Jake Citrinmug. The most beautiful and gorgeous guy there is. He’s so kind and sweet and loyal, you can talk to him about anything. He’s so funny too, a little immature but can always crack you up and make you smile even on your worst days. If you get even luckier, you’ll get the chance to date a Jake.
Guy: “hey you know jake the really funny one?”
Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”
Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”
Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”
Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”
by inlovewhim4ever November 12, 2022
Get the Jakemug. A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.
Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
by MooshroomLuma May 26, 2023
Get the Jakemug. A cancerous plague accidentally made by two numb nuts who's condom ripped. His one goal in life is to make trash content for 7 year olds who suffer with severe brain damage except the content doesnt help but instead makes the brain damage worse.
by Jake pauls cousin July 6, 2021
Get the Jake Paulmug. by Blondyy November 11, 2009
Get the Jake tintamug. jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best
by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019
Get the Jakemug. When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.
Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.
by ZEPOL 774 July 25, 2022
Get the Jaked upmug.