May 24th

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day!

“𝘔𝘶𝘮 can we have some rigatoni pasta because it’s May 24th?”
“But you never eat pa-“
*You get the pasta yourself and eat”

by ilikemusicalslol December 7, 2020

Mayed iOS

Compliement, The sexiest most beautiful Man in existness, The smartest of all the people in the young scientist competiton

Oh my god sir you are VERY Mayed iOS

by Xysin November 9, 2020

may 10

may 10 is the national kissing ur boyfriend of girlfriend day.

you have to do it, you have to show ur loved one that you love him/her.

“hey babe, you know what day it is?”
“it’s may 10?”
“yessir, come give me a kiss”

by sureyouare November 9, 2020

I may not show it 100%

Type this in your discord server and damn, u just make the greatest chain ever.

A:I may not show it 100%
B:I may not show it 100%
C:I may not show it 100%

by ElysIsCool69420 November 15, 2020

May

No Make Up May

No girls can use makeup in the month of May

by FUHUTALKINBOUGHT November 18, 2020

The Billy Mays

When you were having sex and a man is just about ready to finish he pulls out cums a little bit then holds his penis, and screams "wait there's more!!" And then finishes.

"omg dude last night I gave this girl the billy mays! She wasn't ready for what was coming!"

by K. Skellington November 21, 2020

La meme de perfection, mais perdue

Is there a word, an online friend queried, for that experience of knowing the perfect meme to fit an occasion, but being unable to find it? There is now. In the vein of the word "riposte," in the spirit of "es·prit de l'es·ca·lier" (a repartee thought of too late, on the way home), we bring you "la meme de perfection, mais perdue": that moment when you know the meme you want...you just can't find the meme you want. This sentence is intended to be used as an exclamation, for emphasis.

"My friend posted the most ridiculous article about Trump the other day, but I can't find the meme I want to reply with! La meme de perfection, mais perdue!"

by CBronte November 24, 2020