Smells like piss and is proper lanky looks like a pigeon with a massive nose and head ai much better his trim is dead and got greasy dandruff spotty chin and is all round a proper freak noone likes him and he usually sits on his own
Tom rowan wants to shag liv lee
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Some guy called fuckin Tom brah and he wants to party, fuck bitches n get high asf
When he comes to the glorious house of gains, he forgets everything but the fucking zyzz brah, the aesthetic god n he sniffes tren before he workouts.
FUCKIN TOM BRAH
*sniffes the preworkout” “FUCKIN TOM BRAH!!!!”
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Fuckin Tom brah is basically when the guy goes to gaffs, fuck bitches, sniffes tren n workouts and when he goes to the glorious house of gainzzzz, he forgets everything but fuckin zyzz brah the aesthetic god. Fuckin zyzz gives him the tren n fuckin Tom brah sniffes it n go smashes workouts
Remember the name - fuckin Tom brah
Oh shit I want to be like fuckin Tom brah, it’s like a freedom!
Brah check that fuckin Tom brah what a sickkunt
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Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

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Tom H is a Human who has friends who thinks he is an emo. Sussy boy 7000
Tom H is Emo
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A couple that are on like a light switch but best as friends but there is always a spark between. They get jealous at the throught of them dating someone else and will always come back to each other
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Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.
“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”
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