Poop snake

A very long turd.
Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021
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Snake

A snake is someone who puts in a front. Acts as if they are cool with you and your friend. They are not. “Always watch for the snakes”. They will fuck you over and have you involved or blamed for whatever reason they need at the time.
Always keep your eyes wide open. Fucking snakes are always out to get u.
by RickRude October 5, 2020
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Gutter snake

A individual or vehicle of individuals who exit traffic impaired lanes to drive on the emergency lanes or median to circumvent traffic.
“These f*cling gutter snake are trying to pass everyone and not wait in line.
by Sweet-T408 February 29, 2024
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snake

somebody who goes behind your back and is really sus you cant trust them with your secrets
guy 1: bro that Vincent guys a snake
guy 2: I know bro he was talking about me behind my back
by wdwlimelight September 20, 2018
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Snakes and Alligators

Meaning I'm really busy, really busy, or swamped with task.
Man 1: How has work been lately?
Man 2: Dude, Snakes and Alligators! We've been swamped lately!
by Callyce01 January 23, 2025
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Snake

A Snake - Someone That You Can't Trust

Comes from the fact that snakes have both male and female sex organs. And how can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
Hey you know that girl? Yeah she's a snake
by Alfiefogg December 10, 2017
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snake friday

getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime
hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?

yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday
by frankturner March 9, 2010
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