post maloned

To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."
by decoygrandma July 20, 2018
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Post Malone'd

Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .
Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.
by WutangDad August 28, 2023
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Post Maloned

Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned
by Baby_Kakes21 February 17, 2019
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post cribrum

scientific term which means "after performing a high throughput screen" (latin, literally "after sifting")
"Fortunately, there exists an expanding arsenal of approaches for target elucidation post cribrum."
by zebrafish man January 17, 2012
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National Post Yo Own Nudes Day is a day dedicated to exposing yourself and showing that you don't care, since people are so gullable, this day is also raising awareness for the freedom of nudity.
Pop A Tiddy, Pop Ya Pussy ,Pop Ya Ass
Post The Nudes In The Bush, Town Or Bath.

National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.😎
by HeWhoopTooHard August 15, 2019
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I just gave you a huge dose of truth, man. Stick that on your Facebook and post it!
by TheMayorOfEarth November 13, 2015
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columbo posting

The famous detective from the show from the 70s-80s with the same name getting recognition online,often put into modern pop culture often to crack the cases of criminals from other media,or just generally being an online presence
Guy one:What video are you making? Why is Columbo speaking with Light Yagami?
Guy two: Oh,I'm Columbo posting!
by Manualink January 28, 2024
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