Grippy Sock

A sock made of the finest kashmir, filled with minced meat, that the man being uses for masturbating.

"Look at Jack go with thag Grippy Sock! Fapping his best with that sock filled with minced meat. I guess it makes it more real, no?

by Shusky Canine May 24, 2023

sock

a sex toy

i socked my dick

by kermitfroggy May 26, 2023

Pink Sock

When you have so much and hard anal sex that your rectum falls out resembling a pink sock.

Hitler- This Anal sex is better than killing Jews
Eva- Fuck me harder and faster you failed art student.

Hitler- Okay!
Hitler- “hits it harder and faster”
Eva- Ouches

Hitler- OMFG YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND TASTY RECTUM HAS JUST FALLEN OUT!!
Eva- WHAT?!?!
Hitler- It looks like a “Pink Sock”! I would love to slip my little Hitler tootsies in that “Pink Sock”
Eva- We should probably just kill ourselves!
Hitler- Okay, but let me slip my little Hitler tootsies in your “Pink Sock” of a rectum!

by ogpigolet June 2, 2023

Beat to the socks

Extremely tired and physically worn out.

I worked 12 hours yesterday in the hot, humid weather cutting grass and trimming trees and now I am just “ Beat to the Socks, yo. Just leave me alone and let me sleep, church.

by Grinder58 June 4, 2023

Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.

Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.

by HeyBubba June 5, 2023

Rubber Sock

condom. What else?

"Brad, use a rubber sock!"

by Stabbshroom June 6, 2023

Satan's Wet Sock

When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it

Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more

by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023