a term of derision or disdain. generally used when someone is complaining about something or using an injury, condition or weakness as an excuse.
frank: i'd love to you help you clean up that mess, but my back is killing me.
ted: sucks to your ass-mar! get off your lazy ass and give me a hand.
ted: sucks to your ass-mar! get off your lazy ass and give me a hand.
by dance_otik March 30, 2009
On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions
Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.
by Wagnax April 13, 2019
Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
by Kiro Osex XIII July 04, 2016
the act of sucking pineapple juice. this quote is to be used when wanting to confuse friends. it does not mean anything dirty, but most people will think that. which makes this quote so fun!
by imsocool12424 April 25, 2008
1. Meaning to suck or orally have sex with ones' sack that holds the male orgy (testis).
2. Also used to intimidate somebody like in a video game.
2. Also used to intimidate somebody like in a video game.
1. After Jessica sucked my ball sack, my balls became huge after her warm mouth were on them last night.
2. Suck my ball sack, fagget! You modded your controller!
2. Suck my ball sack, fagget! You modded your controller!
by I AM BLACKY JESUS NIGGA February 06, 2009
1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.
1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.
2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.
2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.
by nutella137 July 18, 2020
by chloetee98 June 23, 2010