5 second rule

If food drops on the ground, you're still allowed to eat it if it's only been on the ground for 5 seconds or less.

Person 1: Oh shit I dropped my pizza slice
Person 2: 5 second rule!
Person 1: *eats pizza*

by joveblue July 10, 2004

naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.

Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky

by vulture boi April 30, 2009

5 Session Rule

A common knowledge webcam rule stating that it's okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn't exceed 5 sessions. If it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. Derived from the "5 second rule".

Hey bro we can only do this one more time and then its back to x-box. 5 session rule.

by High-on-AS January 13, 2008

Two man rule

An aid for young straight males in order to define the age of a young looking peice of ass.
It is often done silently, accompanied by a knowing smirk, and a 'thumbs-up' by at least two people. It is now considered to be ok to go 'tap that ass'.
It'll hold up in court as well.

Jed: Look at that mate! she looks a bit young though....

Gaz: I'll TWO MAN RULE it.. (knowing smile, thumb up)

Jed: Allllrrrright! (Thumb up)

by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006

Australian rules football

A 'game' which does not even resemble football, more like rugby with a shitload of violence included.

Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'

He got marmelised playing Australian rules football. A quick game of Attack, Foul, Lynch left him in hospital for 2 weeks.

by eddief32 April 27, 2010

Rule 66

Rule 66 of the internet- Twisted Testicles is funny.

I've imortalized Cody as Rule 66

by Zoe-Alexis January 7, 2009

The Bad Girls Rules

A book written by Missy Miliani that debuted on itunes and sold a million copies.

did you read that book The Bad Girls Rules? Its a good book! Im a bad girl now cuz of it!

by Bossladyforsure December 24, 2010