Chocolate penis

When u put your penis into another humans bum hole and mix it around a little when you pull it out you will hav a chocolate penis

When I pulled my dick out of that girl I had a chocolate penis

by Wazza ma dude October 1, 2017

lil penis

Slang for micro penis.

Person 1: Yo look at this dooood
Person 2: I bet hes got a lil penis

by lilweiner April 21, 2017

Penis Turtle

A neckless "beefcake". A man who is on serious steroids and is built like a brick shit house

You need to lay off the steroids.... You look like a penis turtle.

by The real life Lana Kane May 25, 2017

Penis Demon

(n) One who abuses their penis-taking privileges for the advancement of their own well being.

Stay away from her - She's a penis demon.

by Penisdemon February 25, 2017

penis pogo

The art of jumping from one (man) penis to another over& over.

Oh she like to play penis Pogo.

by Mortica May 22, 2016

totally penis

The dopest thing to exist since parachute pants. Or maybe Alexander the great, I forget.

"Did you watch the democratic debate last night?"
"Yeah, I did. Bernie Sanders' platforms are totally penis!"

by orangamang May 5, 2016

jacks penis

This penis is bigger then the blue whales cock diameter when he whips it out on a girl it knock her out!

Wow his cock is huge I feel bad for that girl who gets jacks penis must be painful

by God of jacks May 27, 2020