beer muscles

What drinking enough will convince you that you have.

That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

getty beer

My drunk dad's best friend, basically the best friend of ANY drunk person.

Disgust barked at the getty beer across the street.

by SimDevoSlipknot July 29, 2015

Beers to clear

When you are still drunk the morning after and you don’t wanna start drinking again.....yet.

‘Hey broski, you gunna get that $8 IPA’ ‘Nope, I got beers to clear’

by Jaker704 April 14, 2018

beer beav

When a woman gets a yeast infection after getting eaten out by a beer drinker.

I accidentally gave my girlfriend beer beav after chugging Natty Lights all night.

by palabrameister January 25, 2023

Beer tower

Associated with Will Ferrel’s son. The process of stacking empty cans of beer to use in a sexual act.

Dude did you beer tower her again?

by Jack,1112 December 23, 2023

Beer Daddy

The friend who buys rounds of beer for the table, or always shows up to events with a case of beer in hand.

Do we have beer for flip cup? Where’s beer daddy?

Beer daddy is here! (Spoken while carrying two pitchers of beer to the table)

by LavaReign October 18, 2024

2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.

Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.

by ModifiedPotato October 28, 2023