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Making mermaids

When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.
They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!
by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021
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Mambre-Movie’n’Minecraft-Make-Out

A time of playing Minecraft and watching movies, maybe some making out along the way.
Leave them alone, their enjoying the Mambre-Movie’n’Minecraft-Make-Out.
by Bnarratologist February 28, 2022
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Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019
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Make you push pram

Phrase used by Aboriginal people when flirting with a sexual partner they wanna have a kid with
True god you that lovely I'll fold you up and make you push pram
by I'm anybody's man August 22, 2022
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Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.
Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".
by pipemaster447 April 29, 2011
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makes moves

yo, you want to go for a beer later?
i don't have money, i must makes moves.
by hewrah October 11, 2018
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Must make it may!

Firth month of Sigma year. Month where you begin to question if it is even worth the pain and suffering. You must resist your primal urge to jack off and face your deepest darks to make it through. Stand strong soldier!
Mike:"James said he must make it this month, I think he meant Must make it may!"
by chorbet November 15, 2022
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