faberge egg

An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.

“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

EGG

Won world record on beating kylie jenner's most like post!

Wow eggs are eggs!

by Errol Beebe January 16, 2019

eggee

Wet or moist

Bro, I finna be eggee!

by Mr.Tot3000 June 7, 2018

Egg Drop Soup

The after effects when someone pees and cums in your ass.

Josh was dropping some hot egg drop soup after last night.

by diarrhea_king69 May 10, 2018

egg

some things that cacksssssssssssssssssssssssss

hi egg

by was#1hh47 October 10, 2021

egg energy

The power and might to devour thousands of eggs in one sitting

Danny DeVito has egg energy!

by DanielTheDannyDeVitoLover October 15, 2019

swass eggs

when your swass is so wet and hot you can hard boil eggs between your cheeks

It was so hot driving my car with no a/c and black leather seats I decided to make some swass eggs for something to eat when I got home.

by btothed June 30, 2008