e-tarded

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.

AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.

by GeetSquad May 13, 2010

E-scenester

Can often be found on LiveJournal, MySpace, the Lipstick Party and the likes.
Required itmes to be an E-scenester: Digital camera, web-cam, good looks and an unmovable fixation upon oneself.

"I have seen Dahlia on all the online communities. She is such an E-scenester"

by Tash October 28, 2004

E-Herpes

When your doctor emails you the results of STI test.

"God dammit, i just got E-Herpes"

by Jayisfap March 1, 2009

Formula e

A non exiting racing series so formula 1 drivers can avoid paying road tax

I can't pay taxes, I'm going to do formula e!

by Ilikeracingandstuff May 3, 2019

E-jaculate

What you do while watching porn on the internet

I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down

by fuckidunno October 12, 2011

e-manual

The act of manually stimulating yourself sexually while in the internet.

Jessi stop doing the e-manual when you check up on me.

by hamsterballs January 21, 2010

e-mop

someone that acts like an emo. they do everythintg that an emo would do! they dress like em, talk like em, listen to the same music, have same hair! they do everything the same except the whole slicing the wrists part!

emo=emo and the p =poser making an emo poser

That e-mop isn't very smart.

by baller485 September 7, 2008