dick-banging

Loud attempts, often futile, of asserting one's dominant role or position within a particular sphere. Believing or suggesting, without merit, that you are the most important, powerful, or influential individual within a group.

Everyone knows my boss is a worthless asshole, so his constant dick-banging in meetings just feel sad.

by jacko_jackson October 10, 2014

prickly dick

A person who is such an asshole that they cannot be described as just a prick or a dick, therefore both words are combined to form this term. Can be abbreviated to "PD".

1. "Alex is being such a prickly dick lately."
2. "That was such a prickly dick move."

by ovenface420 December 4, 2009

dick shed

the fat that hangs over the belt line protecting the dick from falling beer.

"look at the dick shed on your father. i'll bet he cant see his pecker without bending over."

by chris sterling March 10, 2008

Sleep-Dick

A more casual / slang term for Sexsomnia.

Performing sexual acts with oneself or another while sleeping. These actions are performed without any conscious control and are commonly completely unknown to the individual upon waking up.

"I had the worst case of Sleep-Dick last night... my girlfriend tried to make me stop but she couldn't wake me up."

Guy 1: "She said it happened again last night..."
Guy 2: "Sleep-Dick?"
Guy 1: "Totally..."

by 0bi January 20, 2009

Granola Dick

A lumpy penis typically caused by some form of sexually transmitted infection.

Trent has a granola dick.

by JMGolden December 17, 2014

Prog Dick

(Noun) A slang term for Time-Signaturitis, a physical condition where the male is unable to achieve and/or withhold an erection without background music that is in alternating 9/8 to 13/8 time signatures

"Ugh, I tried hooked up with this guy last night, but he had Prog Dick; I didn't have any Dream Theater on my iPod, so he walked home with his head hung in shame."

by The Man in the Purple Sweater September 15, 2011

dick heavy

(adverb) Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females.

Synonym: sausage fest

"Dude, we should call Sara and Angela before we head to the party, we're kinda dick heavy."

by Frank Taylore March 10, 2008