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David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am
Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?
by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 22, 2021
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David

A retard that does numb shit and gets angered quick and is into child porn but is also chill at some time when not throwing a hissy fit
David:Gift me the fucking renegade emote now bitch

Anyone else: shut ur dumbass up David
by If u reading this ur like July 18, 2020
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David

One of the main characters of the animated series titled “camp camp”. He is by far the hottest being alive, and will give you hugs whenever needed. He is very upbeat, and always tries his best to please others. He loves nature and the outdoors, and you can tell he genuinely cares for all of his campers. He is very attractive, and lowkey seems kinda fruity. He may seem innocent, but who knows what he does when there’s nobody else around😏🤷 ♀️🔥😩🥵
“Yo, whose your favorite camp camp character?🤷 ♀️”
“David, 100%. He’s the cutest person I’ve ever seen!😩”
“Wow. Agreed.👍😎”
by _candelabra🔥🐒 July 3, 2021
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David

A David is a trickster. Dont believe anything he says. Probably rapes children.
This is about David Bazuki.
by FemboyFur777 August 29, 2025
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david bovgay

Is a very ugly women. A no nipple, hairy bitch. Twiddles with technology all day long.
It's a David bovgay! She must be with tech support.
by Hy-Ching April 25, 2014
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David

When there’s no good words for a woman’s thing (ie, pussy is gross, cunt is weird, vagina is too formal) so you refer too it as a David
Don’t kick me in the David!

I’m on my period and my David hurts like a mf
by RAWRRRRRRRXD March 20, 2025
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David

The coolest guy who always knows the answer to your questions about specific questions. He is very good in the bed industry. He makes the highest quality beds and sells massive orders to MattressFirm every year. If you know him, ask him for a loan cuz he's filthy rich from the mattress industry
I just slept in David's bed
You're one lucky girl
by ArthurGaudreau December 16, 2019
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