Dad

Family member who always disappears when you commit alive

Damn, my dad just died!

by ppsuccser September 26, 2020

Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 05, 2024

Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

by The person who you see November 09, 2019

Dad

Someone whos a good lad

My dads a good lad

by :)()()()()() December 07, 2017

Dad

A person who leaves to get milk from the store it usually takes decades to fight of the demons but he'll be back trust me

Son: where you going dad
Dad: to get milk
Son: be careful
Dad: I love you

by Yt OneClick_dabeast January 14, 2021

DAD

hes not here...

wheres my dad?

by a good wiff December 14, 2017

Dad

Please come back.

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk

by gdnnfh April 25, 2020