crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

Crack the whale

To bang, do the nasty, horizontal tango,

OMG did you guys just crack the whale???

You guys were so loud cracking the whale

by Whalecracker October 17, 2015

saq crack

Synonym for the scrotal raphe, the visible line or ridge of tissue through the scrotum.

Zeused him right in the saq crack

by Pr0Tw33k3r October 22, 2015

figal crack

A really skinny girl with one leg shorter than the other. They are very weird and eat almost nothing that's meat. They have no booty nor do they have tits.

You're a figal crack.
Wow! She's a figal crack.

by Uzumes_720 December 1, 2015

dawsons crack

A large buttcrack showing when someone bends over.

Ohh...lordy do you see that dawsons crack.

by camipedia December 18, 2015

crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.

My dog is being a crack panda.

by Theonedtown December 29, 2015

moist crack

Moist crack is when your cracks (crevice) is very moist from sweeting because your fat.

Wow you have a moist crack

by Nong fat December 29, 2015