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Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.
I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!
by Lady Applesauce December 9, 2020
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Crack mouth

a distinguishable feature on every crackhead. in which the crack head has a slim jaw and no teeth.
you can tell he's a crackhead look he has crack mouth.
by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOp May 5, 2018
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Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.
"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"
by Micheal Seagram March 19, 2020
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Maddie in the crack

when girls named Maddie at Clemson fall into the crack of the couch ; also referred to as the crack attack
Did you hear about Maddie in the crack?

Yeah it was crazy
by annhaw123 February 8, 2022
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Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
by J. Gam January 18, 2008
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Cracked

A newer gaming term used in cod,fort nite and any other game where reaction time is important.

The term cracked is used to describe someone very fast at reacting and very skilled. If an enemy appears the player will beat them in a very quick manner with finesse.
Gamer 1:
Oh my god did you see that he took on a team of 5 in search and clutched it, HES CRACKED!”

Gamer 2:

“He’s probably off hella g-fuel to be playing that cracked”
by KilogramSam October 5, 2020
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Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
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