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Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020
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Chocolate Egg Cream

I wanted a sweet treat so I got that purple drink from Starbucks, the chocolate egg cream
by theoutro September 14, 2020
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sexy dark chocolate

The wonderful Dark skin guy named Thando he is tall and will steal all your girls
Sexy dark chocolate aka Thando will steal your girls
by Dark dark choco October 29, 2020
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Glazed chocolate bar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum
I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
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Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
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Chocolate cover strawberry

A black person that is gay
Black kid : Shut up tom,
Tom:Shut up you chocolate cover strawberry

Teacher: tom why did you called him that

Tom: because he is chocolate on the outside and fruity in the inside
by Lol illegal October 4, 2017
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